I had the rare opportunity to write an article about how to stay fit while on vacation. This is my favorite topic! The only thing left to do is figure out where you can take a golf lesson. I scanned the Internet and asked all my friends living in Dubai. There was a choice, and not a small one. Most of the recommendations helped me make my choice towards JA The Resort. My sporting heart sank when I learned that this five-star resort has many sports activities in addition to golf: volleyball courts, tennis courts and much more. And my father’s heart trembled when I found out that children have their own marina, water park and caring staff. I remembered how my son and daughter vacationed in Arkhipo-Osipovka and Anapa. If only they could be brought here at that age!
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However, let’s return to adult entertainment. It wasn’t difficult to get there – I took a taxi (fortunately, the app of a popular Russian operator works in Dubai) and half an hour later I found myself outside the city, at a hotel. At the golf café I purchased a Day Pass — access for guests not staying at the hotel to the hall, sports fields, swimming pools and the beach.
I was specifically interested in golf, so in addition to the opportunity to travel to the playing fields, I had to additionally pay for the services of a person who would initiate me into the mystery of the game of aristocrats. My instructor’s name was Josh. Having happily greeted us and smiling broadly, like an old friend, he lifted a huge bag with a set of clubs, which the players call a bag, onto his shoulder, and waved with his other hand — come follow me. “It’s about to start,” I thought, nervously remembering the terms of the game.
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The fact is that the day before I tried to learn the rules and an hour later everything was so confused in my head that I closed the computer and thought that it was easier to learn Chinese than to master the terminology of professional golfers.
I’ll tell you from my own experience that you don’t need to do this right away. The instructor will give you the basic terms during your first lessons. And if you’re lucky with a professional in your field, you yourself, step by step, will begin to juggle with strange words: “Par,” “Handicap,” “Flight.”
It is impossible to master the game in one day. But you will definitely be able to get excited about golf, especially when you start getting your first shots. By the end of the lesson, I even dreamed that when I had a lot of time and financial stability, I would arrive at the golf club in a British SUV, leisurely take out a bag of clubs, go to the green (the area with the shortest grass directly around the hole), make your drive (the first shot on the hole), and on the way to the next hole, check your company’s shares online on the stock exchange.
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In order to spark excitement and want to return to the field a second time, in the first lesson you should try to hit (or better yet, hit) the ball confidently and with different clubs. The nuances will be explained to you later. The fact is that the angles of inclination of the striking surfaces of each club are different, varying from 15 to 45°. This difference makes it possible to send the ball a distance from 70 to 150 m. The smaller the angle of inclination, the lower and further the ball will fly, and after landing it will also roll across the field. We started with this exercise.
Josh jumped into the electric car, pointed me to the next one, put on black glasses, and, like the Terminator, said: “Follow me!” I was already happy! All my life I dreamed of riding a golf cart on perfect green courses. We arrived at the start quickly. We unloaded with all our belongings, walked up to the first green, and off we went.
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Praise be to the endless patience of my instructor, who for twenty minutes dispassionately watched my endless attempts to hit the ball. Frankly speaking, these minutes seemed like an eternity to me, during which the whole world was clutching its heart, seeing my misses with a stick past the ball, or picking at the ground, as if I had come to dig potatoes, and not pretend to be the chairman of the board of directors on an exclusive vacation.
After finally hitting the ball a few times, we both felt relieved. We got back into the golf carts to tour the courses and see the full scope of the game day. When we reached the final hole (there are usually eighteen on a standard course), Josh enlightened me on the rules, telling me that in golf, individuals or teams compete to hit the holes with their clubs in order to cover the entire course in the fewest number of strokes.
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A standard eighteen-hole game lasts about four and a half hours, and players must travel a distance of at least 10 kilometers on foot. Impressive!
At the end of our training, the instructor and I stood on a green, perfectly trimmed hill, peering into the distance, where, calmly communicating, people walked from one shot to another, from hole to hole. I asked my mentor, “Josh, how long does it take to learn golf to start enjoying the game?” “If you train a couple of days a week, then you will feel the real passion and taste for golf within a year!”
Well, a start has been made. About a hundred more workouts — and sign me up as a professional.